unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run


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awkwardlyinsane:

Fuckin puppies man



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aphmolossia:

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 



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Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance.



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fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING



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"Power in firebending comes from the breath. Not the muscles."



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did-you-kno:

A Walmart marketing campaign asked people to vote for the store location they wanted rapper Pitbull to visit. The promotion went viral as #ExilePitbull, and 70,000 votes sent him to Kodiak, Alaska. Source



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bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE



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awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read



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The same guy nessages me on OKC at least once a week! My profile blatantly says no hook up and he first nessaged me asking if I wanted to have some “fun” so I just deleted it. Every week I get a message from him. Sometimes its just a question mark and other times its like “So?” or “What’s your answer?” Friend if I don’t reply within a short window of time within getting your message I am not going to reply.



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#okstupid     


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Fashion! Put It All On Me ➝  Valentin Yudashkin s/s 2014 [1/2]



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